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Female Sexy Referees in Football or UK Cheerleaders

December 21st, 2011

It’s not about looking forward to a football match, even more so when you may be aware that the match officials are possibly female-and when you finally sleek a peep, she’s absolutely rank beyond belief and if you hadn’t known she had tits and the other bits you’d be none-the-wiser. I’m not having a go at girls involved in Football, I think its good times and it should be encouraged. Not quite to the same extent to which Richard Keys and Andy Grey may have described particular female referee’s assistants…. but if they were all well fit, then any decisions they may make which are slightly dubious will be softened by the fact that they are sexy football referees-job done. Say no more.

Vote for the sexiest girl referee or cheerleader here.

What we’ve done in this scenario is a vote off for the fittest girls involved in football-we know the models listed below and can urge the winners to take up a career change if the votes get out of control for one piece of ass. So you may see your favorite sooner than you think in one way or another. If it can’t happen due to a complete breakdown in understanding the off-side rule-we could always make them mascots or English cheerleaders for the premier league. Eye candy-your bird will not see you looking-done.

Cast your vote now, click on the image thumbnails for a larger hi-res image, voting is below the 5th finalist!

abigail-football-girl

Abigail

amanda-female-referee

Amanda

bex-girl-football

Bex

louise-english-football-girl

Louise

sarah-english-sexy-referee

Sarah

Which is the fittest/sexiest girl?

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Too Early for Sergio Aguero

August 16th, 2011
Sergio Aguero for Manchester City

Sergio Aguero for Manchester City

People ‘City Fans’ are quick to draw the conclusion that £38,000,000 Sergio Aguero will be a dead certain to be a Tevez replacement, being able to replicate what he’s done for the team in the past and then some.

A writer for this blog has chimed in with the real deal when it comes to talks of this Argentine in the top flight league of the world.

M.Royle’s take on Aguero performance against newcomers Swansea City

We must have been the only people who were not surprised by Aguero last night! He is mint, he will replace Tevez’s goal tally no problem – but defoe could have done that for a third of the price – will he be the same player in terms of work rate and dragging the rest of the team through when things are not going there way……?

I think people are getting carried away – I reckon Swansea will finish in the bottom 2 this year, they were the 3rd best team to get promoted and their defence were knakered after being ran ragged for an hour before they brough him on – don’t get me wrong I think Aguero is class – but I bet now that he will not score another 30 yarder all season – only a newly promoted team would give him that much space, you don’t get that in the premier league and I also remember Elano and Robinho having great debuts too. Let see if he is still all that when he has to go up north to Newcastle or Sunderland on a Monday night in January!

My favourite quote

“It’s a long league and everyone has given him the player of the year award after half an hour against (probably) the whipping boys of this season – at home!”

Fantasy Football League Website Down

August 13th, 2011

fantasy football premier league website down

As the start of the season is less than 1/2 a day away now, there are many fantasy football team mangers biting thier nails this very second as the fantasy.premierleague.com website is currently down and has been experiencing problems earlier Friday 12th August afternoon.

The new look facelift to the official barclays premier league fantasy football website governed by the official barclays premiership organisers have brought in EA games to add a touch of creative flair into the site, now we see 3D graphics and sharper resolutions when managing teams.

We are pretty sure that the overwhelming surges in site traffic that has been sent to the servers of fantasy.premierleague.com website down due to the copious amounts of data needed to be sent to and from the new look site has crippled the sub-domain server-there probably looking at hard disk failure or simply disk full with the increase in popularity for the site. Server admins need to get this sorted super soon.

As we are all fellow managers we’re all now clucking at this point with the last minute managerial changes that need to be made pending the postponment of the Tottenham v Everton game which was originally scheduled for this afternoon, many a manager need to swap out Tottenham and Everton players to avoid a bad start and points drop early season.

To be fair, i’ve been quite lucky with the amount of players that are in my team so it shouldn’t impact my points score too much should the site be unavailable come tomorrow morning (sorry to rub it in for those less fortunate). We just hope y’all know that it’s 11:30 GMT that the last changes can be submitted by.

Inside knowledge when fantasy.premierleague.com will be back up!

Our top tip, for those keener than usual, don’t leave it until about 10:00 am to make your changes as the server will probably go down yet again with all the traffic backed up since earlier yesterday-to be super certain that you’ll get your changes in before it all comes crashing down is approximatey 4am GMT, we’ve had inside knowledge from the server admin team that this is the ETA they will be back up and running. They’ve done this to cope with all the traffic coming from east asia as they’re all mad for it-probably Ji Sung Parks family-haha.

Attempting to visit the fantasy mobile site

There are talks of people having success with the mobile site for the premier league fantasy football working, this is a myth, the m.fantasy.premierleague.com site is a separate subdomain but the databases and files that are associated with the mobile site all run from the subdomain which is down so there’s no joy there either. Put your laptops, tablets and iPhones in hibernate with the page open lads-keep trying.

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Etoo Car Accident Whiplash Claim

July 27th, 2011

Etoo is well mad, you know how much we love barmy footballers and their antics off the pitch. Well Sammy Etoo is one of those guys. He claims to be absolutely sound on the field and produces the goals. He actually makes good on this. As far as his skill and technique goes-we think that he’s superb.

We’re banging on about car accident whiplash claim on this one and I think you’ll think twice before you go for a rip around Eastlands!

A short while ago, Sammy smashed his E55 AMG around a lamppost during his career stint for Barcelona, we saw the car accident photos and I must say that the German engineering that went into the Mercedes E Class was the only thing keeping him doing what he does best-it’s certainly not driving.

eto car whiplash claim

Footballers get into car accidedents quite often and insurance companies must have a hard time as thier wages which need to be covered through loss of earnings can be a fair old kick in the teeth considering that most of the premiership footballers see an average wage of £60,000 per week!

Imagine the state of your renewal costs if you wrapped into a footballer and forced a whiplash claim for the particular road traffic accident. The payout would be as enormous as your renewal afterwards.

Words of warning go out to those who tin up into the likes of top earners-be prepared to pay the claim!

Footballer Loan for house extension

June 16th, 2011

Do you think that there’d be any chance that Balotelli would sort me out a loan for my house extension?

As odd as it may seem, the fact of the matter is that Mario is as generous as he is mad, it was captured and i’m referncing ‘The Sun’ newspaper here that the Manchester City striker blitzed 235 in town, won approximately £25k and then shared his glory cash of a thousand pounds with a homeless man who was sighted outside the establishment.

It doesn’t appear odd now does it? How many guys will be loitering around the casino in the hope that the striker will win big and dish out the winnings, what happens in a loosing scenario? I wouldn’t like to find out, as Mario looks quite hardcore, especially when he’s out and about with Chris Samba of Blackburn (Chris is well small by the way!).

So? Who reckons that the house extension that i’m dreaming about will happen with a loan from Balotelli? Get this….. it’s a loan, ill even pay it back with a decent return APR!

House extension loan here we go!

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