This is not just the stuff of legend and fantasy, this game actually sometimes happens! I know because I was privileged to watch a match between Enders and Corrie at Edgely Park once. I only remember a few instances from the match. 1- Kevin Webster is so small! 2- Les Battersby was a knob and got himself sent off! And 3- Bepe DeMarco’s goaty is one of the greatest pieces of facial hair the world has ever seen!
But in all seriousness if these two great institutions of British TV were to hire a Power League pitch in neutral ground (somewhere near Walsall for instance), who would play for each team and more importantly who would win!
As well as this battle, probably more important is which team has the fittest cheer leaders. We will also be looking at this.
EASTENDERS
GK- Minty (Big, fat and well fills the goal well)
DEF- Jack Branning (Tall, hard and uncompromising)
MID- Phil Mitchell (Well TV’s tough man, although a beer or three at half time could spell disaster)
MID- Ricky Butcher (Bit of a wet blanket but a good strong left foot)
FOR- Max Branning (Despite being an ugly ginger, he always seems to score!)
SUB- Ian Beal (Mr Versatility himself, will lend a hand to all aspects the game)
SUB- Bradley Branning (More a tactical player, like Teddy Sheringham a good supersub)
MANAGER- Peggy Mitchell (Similar to Sir Alex, has a great Hairdryer when she gets going)
CHEER LEADERS- Dawn Swann, Chelsea Fox, Ronnie Mitchell, Roxie Mitchell and Stacey Slater
CORONATION STREET
GK- Kirk Sutherland (Lanky and agile, a good shot stopper)
DEF- Gary Windass (Tough a not afraid of anyone)
MID- Kevin Wesbster (Little midfield Dynamo)
MID- Jason Grimshaw (The heart and soul of the team and a genuwine prospect, great at building attacks)
FOR- Chesney Battersby (Young, fast and inventive, should run rings around the opposition)
SUB- Peter Barlow (Unlike Enders this alcoholic can take a back seat in the bar until called upon)
SUB- Ashly Peacock (Speaks like a girl but plays like Scholes)
MANAGER- Dev Alahan (Runs a few businesses and is friends with many of the team, a real players coach)
CHEER LEADERS- Tina McIntyre, Michelle Connor, Rosie Webster, Maria Connor and Kelly Crabtree
Off those line ups I have to say that I fancy the skill, flair and youth of Corrie to come good against the tough and ready to mix it up East London team!
As far as the eye candy goes I think Eastenders beat Corrie, even though Tina McIntyre is probably the best of all of them! The thought of having both the Mitchell sisters is too much to bear and they have to win, plus Dawn is a real show stopper!
