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Jay-Z is an Arsenal Fan

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Jay-Z is an Arsenal Fan

Jay-Z is an Arsenal Fan


Multi-million record selling rapper Jay-Z, 40, known for smash-hit songs such as Hard Knock Life and Change Clothes has confirmed he is actually a mad Arsenal fan after reports he was a Manchester City fan after being spotted at Eastlands Last Year

The Famous Rapper has even stated that he would love to have “lunch with Cesc and the other guys”.

He said: “I’m glad Arsenal now know it’s them I support”
“It would be good to chat with Cesc and some of the other guys over lunch”

“The next time I’m playing in England I would like the Arsenal players to come and watch my gig and then come backstage afterwards”

“I know how hard professional sportsmen work so I want to offer an incentive for the guys”

David Beckham Tattoos

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010
David Beckham Half Naked in one of the Armani adverts

David Beckham Half Naked in one of the Armani adverts


It Is rumoured that David Beckham is to show off a new tattoo at the Milan Derby this sunday? Apparenly he has been working on something new with his tattooist for months now but does not want to say what it is? Im sure he has enough already surely? However im sure all the girls will be watching hoping to see a topless David Beckham!!!! I rekon its going to be something related to the AC Milan badge? I cant see him wanting an LA Galaxy Tattoo? Maybe also something for his children, not sure if he has already, heres some of his current works of body art….

David Beckhams arm tattoos

David Beckhams arm tattoos

David Beckham back and neck tattoos

David Beckham back and neck tattoos

David Beckham side tattoo

David Beckham side tattoo

David Beckham tattoos

David Beckham tattoos

Wanka of the Week

Thursday, January 21st, 2010
Blackburns Chris Samba got himself a red card and conceeded a penalty as Rovers looked to be in a good position to reach the cup final at Wembley

Blackburns Chris Samba got himself a red card and conceeded a penalty as Rovers looked to be in a good position to reach the cup final at Wembley

Funny Football Quotes By Bobby Robson

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

Sir Bobby Robson

Sir Bobby Robson


Here are some of Sir Bobbys Best Quotes…..

We didn’t underestimate them but they were a lot better than we thought – after England sneaked through against Cameroon in the 1990 World Cup.

The first 90 minutes are the most important.

We’re flying on the Concorde. That’ll shorten the distance – that’s self-explanatory.

I would have given my right arm to be a pianist.

I’m not going to look beyond the semi-final – but I would love to lead Newcastle out at the final.

I do want to play the short ball and I do want to play the long ball. I think long and short balls is what football is all about.

He’s very fast and if he gets a yard ahead of himself nobody will catch him.

If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won’t lay any eggs in the basket.

There will be a game where somebody scores more than Brazil and that might be the game they lose.

Steve Hodge has been unfit for two weeks, well, no, for 14 days.

Look at those olive trees – they’re two hundred years old – from before the time of Christ! – Sir Bobby illustrates how great life is in Barcelona.

Titus looks like Tyson when he strips off in the dressing-room, except he doesn’t bite and has a great tackle – on Titus Bramble at Newcastle.

I played cricket for my local village. It was 40 overs per side, and the team that had the most runs won. It was that sort of football.

He’s got his legs back, of course, or his leg – he’s always had one but now he’s got two.

He never fails to hit the target – but that was a miss.

Sir Bobby to Bryan Robson: Good morning, Bobby. Bryan: You’re Bobby, I’m Bryan!

Image Library - Pictures found on Funny Football

Thursday, January 7th, 2010

Here are some of the images on our site and a description of what they are……

Girls Aloud. This image is named ‘Girls Aloud‘ and is located inside a post also named ‘Girls Aloud‘. You can view the image by clicking here. This is a very sexy picture of the girls and shows From Left to right….Sarah Harding, Cheryl Cole, Nicola Roberts, Nadine Coyle, Kimberley Walsh.
Picture details are….
alt=”Girls Aloud” title=”girls-aloud” width=”619″ height=”450″

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