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Funny Jose Mourinho

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
The Special One

The Special One

Jose Mourinho must be the funniest manager on the planet. While most managers seem depressed and always wanting to
moan or play mind games with the press, the special one just cant help himself to abit of controversy. His latest stunt came last night when being interviewed ahead of tonights Champions League Quarter final game with CSKA Moskow he was questioned on the difficulties he is having with the Italian press and officials in Italty, the special one said….

“I am very happy at Inter but not in Italian football, I don’t like it and it doesn’t like me.”

“I always speak with my heart but if I spoke with my heart now about Serie A I would be suspended,”

How funny is that. He is obviously trying to engineer a move away from Italy in the summer and has already been fined numerous times this season for insulting italian officials and because of his other rants. Get back to the premier league Jose, we love you!!!

Whats Better; Mancini or a Mankini?

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010
Whats your favourite type of ini? Mancini or Mankini

Whats your favourite type of ini? Mancini or Mankini

I was in bed last night after the watching Manchester City v Wigan and for some strange reason i couldnt help thinking what is better, is it Mancini, the smooth Italian manager or is it the Mankini, made famous by Borat but now a must have for holiday goers accross the globe?

I think both have good and bad points. In terms of value for money, the Mankini wins hands down, i think you can get one off ebay for a few quid, whereas Mancini gets paid millions by the City owners and is always likely to spend money on more superstars. Mancini however, comes fully dressed and usually with a scarf so in the winter there is no contest. Perhaps in warmer countries, the Mankini would be more appropriate.

The perfect combo would be Mancini in a Mankini, i would not be suprised if he wears one on his tanned Italian body underneath his flashy clothes. If your reading this Roberto, send us a picture for all the City fans.

Girl chase on China Football Team

Friday, March 26th, 2010

Came accross a photo the other day just looking for the best looking womens football team, in all honesty, as much as they are likely to be able to arm wrestle Kenwyn Jones and win there must be some teams in the world with some big-time female athletes in it.

Again with some honesty just fit girls in football shirts is the future and i wanted to see some talent.

Don’t ask me what led me to begin my quest for the holy grail in china-well some asian chicks are hot so i thought i’d blast the google image search for that first-i found this.

chase into the shower.

chase into the shower.

I think the caption should be on the picture-last one into the showers gets teamed first.

Wishful thinking……. nah, into the w**k bank that goes.

So just who do you think has the fittest girly football team in the world, post your thoughts and opinions here guys and gals.

Brazilian Players Pepper Sprayed

Friday, March 26th, 2010

brazilian-players

A recent Brazilian league match decended into chaos last weekend and had to be abandonned as riot police were called onto the pitch by the referee and then proceeded to pepper spray some of the players. Amazing !!! Apparently, a player had been sent off but refused to leave the pitch so the referee called his boys in to sort him out. Genus defender Robson was shown a red card after a tackle in the second-half. They were losing to Moto Clube 3-0. After the incident, the Genus coach and seven players resigned accusing the referee of racism.

Peter Ndlovu the Zim Hero

Monday, March 22nd, 2010
African Hero Peter Ndlovu Zim Superstar

African Hero Peter Ndlovu Zim Superstar

Well, this is the man, thought we would give him a shout just for the fun of it. Zimbabwe hero Ndlovu has an amazing name, does one pronounce it “und-love”? I’m not sure so your comments would be appriciated. Peter, if you’re reading this-which I doubt, but in case you are, top man and I have a question for you…..

When you are in Africa are you a continental celebrity superstar? Do people chase you down for your autograph? Because if they don’t they ought to be.

Africa has offered the footballing world some monumental players over the years and it’s time they are glorified within this category of Respected Africans.

Is Ndlovu still playing for some South African team coached by Mark Fish?

Who knows but i bet he’s Ndlovu’in it.

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