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Top 10 Most Overrated Premiership Players

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Micah Richards

Heres a list of who i think are the top 10 most overrated players in the premier league

1: Micah Richards- The boy is an athlete but cant defend, blames others for own mistakes and has to slide or fall over every time he kicks it. Future of England? how about no

2: Ryan Babel- Bags of pace but control lets him down. Not sure if forward or winger? Think even Benitez admits mistake in signing him now

3: Theo Walcott- Amazing in Croatia for England but what else has he done? So much potential but has done for years as failed to live up to reputation due to injury and rotation.

4: Emile Heskey- Hard working and good in the air, just like Titus Bramble but you wouldnt see him upfront for England.

5: Aaron Mokoena- Possibly the worst player to grace the Premier League. Was he really at Ajax?

6: Emanuelle Eboue- Technically does not fit in with the other Arsenal players. One of the dirtiest players in the league, yet wenger even lets him play in midfield sometimes

7: Ledley King- Great when plays but would not be first choice for England even if could play every game and train every day.

8: Nani- Better at acrobatics than football, has some tricks, looks like a 15 year old girl

9: Drogba- A good player but not world class like he and the press think?

10: Antonio Valencia- Very good player but will he really improve Manchester United or Real Madrid?

Top ten players that pull socks above knees

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Thierry Henry

Do Only cool players do this? Im not sure why but heres the top 10 anyway.

1- Thierry Henry
Could it be anyone else? i think he started this craze and i dont think its because his legs were cold

2- John Terry
What are you doing JT. Your a bruiser, not an elegant forward like Thierry. Pull your socks down

3- Rio Ferdinand
Im not sure he does anymore. Quite a continental player and looks good on the ball so well let him off

4- Dimitar Berbatov
Just about above the knee. Not suprising really from the bulgarian who likes to look cool

5- Marcus Bent
Much travelled forward. Some may say over rated. Scored a hatrick last time i saw him with his socks up. Very high sock line.

6- Daniel Van Buyten
At 6ft 5 and being the son of a wrestler. The Belgian giant is probbably the hardest player from this elite group

7- Philippe Mexes
The most notorious sock above knee culprit in Italy, has at times challenged Thierry in terms of leg covered

8- Sergio Ramos
The young spanird loves it, absolutley loves it

9- Fernando Torres
Often above the knee line. Well done though Fernando, you are world class

10- Diomansy Camara
The extremist sock wearer completes the top ten. Skillfull player, unlucky with injury

Close calls

Emanuelle Adebayor- You think he does but it just his legs are that long and thin
Christiano Ronaldo- Used to do so when first moved to Old Trafford
Manuel Almunia- Very nearly Manuel

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