X Factor Finalists Lineup

Its getting to the later stages in the competition now and most of the favourites are still in, even the Twins, John and Edward. As the competition continues to hot up, we take a look at how some of the contestants from the finals may line up at the local sunday league pitches

1 GK- Jamie Archer- The Tall rock star with his cool looks and aggressive voice is perfect for the goalkeeper role. With large reach and good handling, Jamie is the natural choice.

2 CD- Graziella Affinita- Has shown her fantastic team player skills in the newly formed Miss Frank and has nailed down her spot in the team.

3 CD- Shanice Davis- With a great work rate and strength in abundance Shanice is the main sweeper in the team. With a playing style similar to Gattusso, she should give ample of protection to the goal.

4 CD- Shar Alexander (C)- Shar lines up at the heart of the team with Graziella and as captain provides plenty of encouragement to the rest of the team with her vocal and leadership skills.

5 WB- John- John is a perect choice for left wing back. The natural left footer has shown plenty of pace and is not scared to run at people. Also has a very long throw like Rory Delap.

6 WB- Edward- The other half of the famous duet secures his place on the opposite wing. Also a left footer but ca use his right very effectivley also and is confident at beating a man in the final third of the pitch.

7 CM- Joe Mcelderry- The skillfull youngster from up north occupies the number 7 shirt. Similar to Joe Cole in playing style he provides spark and creativity to the team. He can also do loads of kick ups.

8 CM- Olly Murs- The tough tackling central midfielder can cut out a pass and also reads the game very well with his sneaky eyes. With good distribution and positioning he is important to the team.

9 CM- Lloyd Daniels- The pretty boy of the team is mainly there for the female fans and to sell shirts. Good in the air, Lloyd also provides and ariel threat and is the set piece taker for the team.

10 ST- Rachael Adedeji- Racheal has great legs and they are very fast too. With her fantastic surname to match the on the field performances, Adedeji was always first choice upfront. Great striker of a football.

11 ST- Danyl Johnson- The main goal scorer for the team, Danyl is always in the right place. With finishing like his look-alike Eduardo, Danyl is a threat to any defense and is also the teams penalty taker.

This is not just the stuff of legend and fantasy, this game actually sometimes happens! I know because I was privileged to watch a match between Enders and Corrie at Edgely Park once. I only remember a few instances from the match. 1- Kevin Webster is so small! 2- Les Battersby was a knob and got himself sent off! And 3- Bepe DeMarco’s goaty is one of the greatest pieces of facial hair the world has ever seen!

But in all seriousness if these two great institutions of British TV were to hire a Power League pitch in neutral ground (somewhere near Walsall for instance), who would play for each team and more importantly who would win!

As well as this battle, probably more important is which team has the fittest cheer leaders. We will also be looking at this.

EASTENDERS

GK- Minty (Big, fat and well fills the goal well)

DEF- Jack Branning (Tall, hard and uncompromising)

MID- Phil Mitchell (Well TV’s tough man, although a beer or three at half time could spell disaster)

MID- Ricky Butcher (Bit of a wet blanket but a good strong left foot)

FOR- Max Branning (Despite being an ugly ginger, he always seems to score!)

SUB- Ian Beal (Mr Versatility himself, will lend a hand to all aspects the game)

SUB- Bradley Branning (More a tactical player, like Teddy Sheringham a good supersub)

MANAGER- Peggy Mitchell (Similar to Sir Alex, has a great Hairdryer when she gets going)

CHEER LEADERS- Dawn Swann, Chelsea Fox, Ronnie Mitchell, Roxie Mitchell and Stacey Slater

CORONATION STREET

GK- Kirk Sutherland (Lanky and agile, a good shot stopper)

DEF- Gary Windass (Tough a not afraid of anyone)

MID- Kevin Wesbster (Little midfield Dynamo)

MID- Jason Grimshaw (The heart and soul of the team and a genuwine prospect, great at building attacks)

FOR- Chesney Battersby (Young, fast and inventive, should run rings around the opposition)

SUB- Peter Barlow (Unlike Enders this alcoholic can take a back seat in the bar until called upon)

SUB- Ashly Peacock (Speaks like a girl but plays like Scholes)

MANAGER- Dev Alahan (Runs a few businesses and is friends with many of the team, a real players coach)

CHEER LEADERS- Tina McIntyre, Michelle Connor, Rosie Webster, Maria Connor and Kelly Crabtree

Off those line ups I have to say that I fancy the skill, flair and youth of Corrie to come good against the tough and ready to mix it up East London team!

As far as the eye candy goes I think Eastenders beat Corrie, even though Tina McIntyre is probably the best of all of them! The thought of having both the Mitchell sisters is too much to bear and they have to win, plus Dawn is a real show stopper!