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Female Sexy Referees in Football or UK Cheerleaders

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

It’s not about looking forward to a football match, even more so when you may be aware that the match officials are possibly female-and when you finally sleek a peep, she’s absolutely rank beyond belief and if you hadn’t known she had tits and the other bits you’d be none-the-wiser. I’m not having a go at girls involved in Football, I think its good times and it should be encouraged. Not quite to the same extent to which Richard Keys and Andy Grey may have described particular female referee’s assistants…. but if they were all well fit, then any decisions they may make which are slightly dubious will be softened by the fact that they are sexy football referees-job done. Say no more.

Vote for the sexiest girl referee or cheerleader here.

What we’ve done in this scenario is a vote off for the fittest girls involved in football-we know the models listed below and can urge the winners to take up a career change if the votes get out of control for one piece of ass. So you may see your favorite sooner than you think in one way or another. If it can’t happen due to a complete breakdown in understanding the off-side rule-we could always make them mascots or English cheerleaders for the premier league. Eye candy-your bird will not see you looking-done.

Cast your vote now, click on the image thumbnails for a larger hi-res image, voting is below the 5th finalist!

abigail-football-girl

Abigail

amanda-female-referee

Amanda

bex-girl-football

Bex

louise-english-football-girl

Louise

sarah-english-sexy-referee

Sarah

Which is the fittest/sexiest girl?

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Fantasy Football League Website Down

Saturday, August 13th, 2011

fantasy football premier league website down

As the start of the season is less than 1/2 a day away now, there are many fantasy football team mangers biting thier nails this very second as the fantasy.premierleague.com website is currently down and has been experiencing problems earlier Friday 12th August afternoon.

The new look facelift to the official barclays premier league fantasy football website governed by the official barclays premiership organisers have brought in EA games to add a touch of creative flair into the site, now we see 3D graphics and sharper resolutions when managing teams.

We are pretty sure that the overwhelming surges in site traffic that has been sent to the servers of fantasy.premierleague.com website down due to the copious amounts of data needed to be sent to and from the new look site has crippled the sub-domain server-there probably looking at hard disk failure or simply disk full with the increase in popularity for the site. Server admins need to get this sorted super soon.

As we are all fellow managers we’re all now clucking at this point with the last minute managerial changes that need to be made pending the postponment of the Tottenham v Everton game which was originally scheduled for this afternoon, many a manager need to swap out Tottenham and Everton players to avoid a bad start and points drop early season.

To be fair, i’ve been quite lucky with the amount of players that are in my team so it shouldn’t impact my points score too much should the site be unavailable come tomorrow morning (sorry to rub it in for those less fortunate). We just hope y’all know that it’s 11:30 GMT that the last changes can be submitted by.

Inside knowledge when fantasy.premierleague.com will be back up!

Our top tip, for those keener than usual, don’t leave it until about 10:00 am to make your changes as the server will probably go down yet again with all the traffic backed up since earlier yesterday-to be super certain that you’ll get your changes in before it all comes crashing down is approximatey 4am GMT, we’ve had inside knowledge from the server admin team that this is the ETA they will be back up and running. They’ve done this to cope with all the traffic coming from east asia as they’re all mad for it-probably Ji Sung Parks family-haha.

Attempting to visit the fantasy mobile site

There are talks of people having success with the mobile site for the premier league fantasy football working, this is a myth, the m.fantasy.premierleague.com site is a separate subdomain but the databases and files that are associated with the mobile site all run from the subdomain which is down so there’s no joy there either. Put your laptops, tablets and iPhones in hibernate with the page open lads-keep trying.

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What Really Happened with Berti Vogts and Paul Dickov?

Sunday, November 22nd, 2009

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Watching soccer Am a while ago, I seem to remember Paul Dickov being a guest on the famous sofa and talking about his life in football. One of the conversations that struck me was the one about his relationship with Berti Vogts. Dickov was posed a few questions about there fall out and it seemed his reasoning was that Berti played him out of position and later blamed him for poor performance and used him as a scapegoat for a Scotland defeat? I thought, this seems really interesting. Even more so when Dickov went on to say that he was in great goalscoring form for his side at the time, however Vogts played him at right back for some reason, before hauling him off after a torrid first half? Never to play again under this manager Dickov has since built bridges with the boss. I have looked around and cannot really find any record of this. Surely this is just the tip of the iceberg. Dickov, a hard working pro with no reason to make this up. Is Berti Vogts crazy?

England C Team – International Amateurs

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Malta U21 v England C 170209

Everybody has heard of the England B team but who are the England C team?

The England C team are relativelty unknown, however they do repreasent England in International matches against other nations. All of the players selected are usually in there early 20′s and usually play semi pro football at non-league clubs. Sometimes playing at this level can help further there career into league football. All fixtures are played at non league grounds from around the country. The current manager is Paul Fairclough who was manager of Stevenage Borough prior to appointment.  The best source of news and information regarding England C can be found on the official FA website along with highlights of matches also.

Current England C Squad

Lance CRONIN-Ebbsfleet United FC
Adam BARTLETT-Kidderminster Harriers FC
Daniel GLEESON-Cambridge United FC
Exodus GEOHAGHAN-Kettering Town FC
Darius CHARLES-Ebbsfleet United FC
Sean NEWTON-Droylsden FC
Shaun DENSMORE-Altrincham FC
Russell PENN-Kidderminster Harriers FC
Joel BYROM-Northwich Victoria FC
Lee TOMLIN-Rushden & Diamonds FC
Andrew FLEMING-Wrexham FC
James CONSTABLE-Oxford United FC
Ishmael WELSH-Grays Athletic FC
Paul CLAYTON-Alfreton Town FC
Liam HEARN-Alfreton Town FC
Nicky WROE-Torquay United FC

Pele Tips Nigeria for World Cup Semi

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009
Nigeria- 2010 Semi Finalists

Nigeria- 2010 Semi Finalists

I have just read an article on one of the major footballing websites that Pele has tipped Nigeria to reach the World Cup semi final next year in South Africa. This is not a joke and is not a sarcastic dig at Pele or Nigeria, it is really something Pele has said. Despite the fact the Super Eagles are rubbish, Lazy and lacking discapline, the Brazil legend thinks they can reach the last 4. Pele was in the Nigerian capital to drum up support for Brazils bid to host the Olympics in 2016 so i wonder if that had anything to do with his latest prediction. Pele also met president Umaru Musa Yar’Adu.  It will be intersting to see how close he comes to this prediction but in my opinion this will not happen. Nigeria are not even on course to qualify at the moment as lie in 2nd place behind Tunisia so they have allot of work to do if they are to finish top of the group, then win another qualifying round, then finish in the world cup group above a team of similar ability and 2 teams that are allot better, then probbably beat another 2 teams that are allot better than them to get to the last 4.

Pele did go on to mention how African football has become allot nearer the standard of the rest of the world over the last 10 years but i dont think its that close really is it. Did anyone watch the last African Nations Cup. We did see all of the world class superstars that we see play in Europe but the team game is still not there or nowhere near some of the smaller nations in Europe or South America

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