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Female Sexy Referees in Football or UK Cheerleaders

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

It’s not about looking forward to a football match, even more so when you may be aware that the match officials are possibly female-and when you finally sleek a peep, she’s absolutely rank beyond belief and if you hadn’t known she had tits and the other bits you’d be none-the-wiser. I’m not having a go at girls involved in Football, I think its good times and it should be encouraged. Not quite to the same extent to which Richard Keys and Andy Grey may have described particular female referee’s assistants…. but if they were all well fit, then any decisions they may make which are slightly dubious will be softened by the fact that they are sexy football referees-job done. Say no more.

Vote for the sexiest girl referee or cheerleader here.

What we’ve done in this scenario is a vote off for the fittest girls involved in football-we know the models listed below and can urge the winners to take up a career change if the votes get out of control for one piece of ass. So you may see your favorite sooner than you think in one way or another. If it can’t happen due to a complete breakdown in understanding the off-side rule-we could always make them mascots or English cheerleaders for the premier league. Eye candy-your bird will not see you looking-done.

Cast your vote now, click on the image thumbnails for a larger hi-res image, voting is below the 5th finalist!

Abigail

Amanda

Bex

Louise

Sarah

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Fantasy Football League Website Down

Saturday, August 13th, 2011

fantasy football premier league website down

As the start of the season is less than 1/2 a day away now, there are many fantasy football team mangers biting thier nails this very second as the fantasy.premierleague.com website is currently down and has been experiencing problems earlier Friday 12th August afternoon.

The new look facelift to the official barclays premier league fantasy football website governed by the official barclays premiership organisers have brought in EA games to add a touch of creative flair into the site, now we see 3D graphics and sharper resolutions when managing teams.

We are pretty sure that the overwhelming surges in site traffic that has been sent to the servers of fantasy.premierleague.com website down due to the copious amounts of data needed to be sent to and from the new look site has crippled the sub-domain server-there probably looking at hard disk failure or simply disk full with the increase in popularity for the site. Server admins need to get this sorted super soon.

As we are all fellow managers we’re all now clucking at this point with the last minute managerial changes that need to be made pending the postponment of the Tottenham v Everton game which was originally scheduled for this afternoon, many a manager need to swap out Tottenham and Everton players to avoid a bad start and points drop early season.

To be fair, i’ve been quite lucky with the amount of players that are in my team so it shouldn’t impact my points score too much should the site be unavailable come tomorrow morning (sorry to rub it in for those less fortunate). We just hope y’all know that it’s 11:30 GMT that the last changes can be submitted by.

Inside knowledge when fantasy.premierleague.com will be back up!

Our top tip, for those keener than usual, don’t leave it until about 10:00 am to make your changes as the server will probably go down yet again with all the traffic backed up since earlier yesterday-to be super certain that you’ll get your changes in before it all comes crashing down is approximatey 4am GMT, we’ve had inside knowledge from the server admin team that this is the ETA they will be back up and running. They’ve done this to cope with all the traffic coming from east asia as they’re all mad for it-probably Ji Sung Parks family-haha.

Attempting to visit the fantasy mobile site

There are talks of people having success with the mobile site for the premier league fantasy football working, this is a myth, the m.fantasy.premierleague.com site is a separate subdomain but the databases and files that are associated with the mobile site all run from the subdomain which is down so there’s no joy there either. Put your laptops, tablets and iPhones in hibernate with the page open lads-keep trying.

Useful Resources

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Etoo Car Accident Whiplash Claim

Wednesday, July 27th, 2011

Etoo is well mad, you know how much we love barmy footballers and their antics off the pitch. Well Sammy Etoo is one of those guys. He claims to be absolutely sound on the field and produces the goals. He actually makes good on this. As far as his skill and technique goes-we think that he’s superb.

We’re banging on about car accident whiplash claim on this one and I think you’ll think twice before you go for a rip around Eastlands!

A short while ago, Sammy smashed his E55 AMG around a lamppost during his career stint for Barcelona, we saw the car accident photos and I must say that the German engineering that went into the Mercedes E Class was the only thing keeping him doing what he does best-it’s certainly not driving.

eto car whiplash claim

Footballers get into car accidedents quite often and insurance companies must have a hard time as thier wages which need to be covered through loss of earnings can be a fair old kick in the teeth considering that most of the premiership footballers see an average wage of £60,000 per week!

Imagine the state of your renewal costs if you wrapped into a footballer and forced a whiplash claim for the particular road traffic accident. The payout would be as enormous as your renewal afterwards.

Words of warning go out to those who tin up into the likes of top earners-be prepared to pay the claim!

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Ashley Cole guns down Student at Chelsea Training

Monday, February 28th, 2011

Ashley Cole takes aim at Tom Cowan

That’s right sports fans, Ashley Cole has taken his shooting practice litterally here, Ancelotti has said that he needs to improve his shot as it could be deadly. We think that Ashley took this criticism to heart a little. He decided to start the training session off with a .22 air rifle and began the shooting practice as instructed.

It’s looking good on the training front, as he managed to shoot Tom Cowan, not fatally, so he needs to polish that aspect of this attribute.

I bet Tom will be laughing his student ass to the bank with this one, which personal injury compenation claim company will take this one on, its either Chelsea or Ashley Cole who will end up paying, unless Moaty resurrected himself for one “last blast”. All things aside, that was a little tactless, Raul Moat doesn’t deserve this kind of credit, that fool is where he belongs right now.

A little less dark now should we have ourselves a cheeky poll on this subject? Now we’re sure that one of the defenders put Ashley up to this mischief, being realistic who takes aim and pulls the trigger without checking to see if it’s loaded first? Come on Ash, who are you trying to kid?

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David Beckham on loan Tottenham Jan 2011

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

David Beckham on loan to Tottenham

How happy is Bale in this picture?

According to The Sun, David Beckham has insisted that he wants a move from LA Galaxy back to the English Premier League team of Harry Redknapps Tottenham Hotspurs.

It would appear that it’s all down to LA Galaxy to do the deed and sign the papers which would allow Beckham’s loan and to hop on a jet and settle in at Tottenham.

We knew of some nonsense that has been brewing earlier before the loan move which can only happen during the January transfer window-but we never knew that it would become reality. Everyone has respect for Mr Beckham and even more when he rejected a similar offer from David Moyes of Everton-claiming that he’s got too much loyalty with a Northern Club, Manchester United, his former employers.

As much as I am a Man U fan, Tottenham have a very good chance this season of challenging for the premiership title. Tottenham already have the best team they’ve ever had in many years, the likes of Van De Vaart, Luka Modric and the man of the moment Gareth Bale coupled with the presence of Mr B would spell very exciting times for Tottenham, Harry and the fans in European Championships and domestic leauge.

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