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Footballer Loan for house extension

Thursday, June 16th, 2011

Do you think that there’d be any chance that Balotelli would sort me out a loan for my house extension?

As odd as it may seem, the fact of the matter is that Mario is as generous as he is mad, it was captured and i’m referncing ‘The Sun’ newspaper here that the Manchester City striker blitzed 235 in town, won approximately £25k and then shared his glory cash of a thousand pounds with a homeless man who was sighted outside the establishment.

It doesn’t appear odd now does it? How many guys will be loitering around the casino in the hope that the striker will win big and dish out the winnings, what happens in a loosing scenario? I wouldn’t like to find out, as Mario looks quite hardcore, especially when he’s out and about with Chris Samba of Blackburn (Chris is well small by the way!).

So? Who reckons that the house extension that i’m dreaming about will happen with a loan from Balotelli? Get this….. it’s a loan, ill even pay it back with a decent return APR!

House extension loan here we go!

Good day for an SEO company in Manchester

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Manchester SEO Company

Manchester SEO Company

That’s right the guys at JND said they would do it and they have!

Our page rank shoots up to PR4 and all done in 3 months, thier footy team and I are out to get smashed in on the town later on tomorrow. Cracking job done sirs SEO Manchester is what we’re plugging for you guys tonight, so pat on the back and pint down your faces tomorrow!

For SEO Manchester speak to these for what you need.

Do Follow!!!

On another note they mentioned that this blog has now become a do-follow comment blog, comments are welcome as long as you dont take the michael owen with it.

Go Compare The Most Annoying Advert Ever

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009
Most Annoying Advert Of All Time

Most Annoying Advert Of All Time

After watching the weekend of football on sky and the various radio shows the following days, it has become apparent to me that the Go Compare advert is just about everywhere and i cannot escape it. I have actually reached the point now where i have a snap reflex and actually turn off the radio or change the tv channel as soon as i realise that this is the advert. It must be one of the most annoying adverts of all time and i simply cannot stand it. The tv advert is worse with the annoying Tenor and 2 cheesy actors having their cup of coffee or whatever they are doing. The tune actually goes through me now and actually winds me up that much that out of principle, i will not actually use that website or anything associated with the company. May sound sad and pathetic but thats just how annoying i think it is and have never felt this way about any other advert.

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