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		<title>Female Sexy Referees in Football or UK Cheerleaders</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s not about looking forward to a football match, even more so when you may be aware that the match officials are possibly female-and when you finally sleek a peep, she&#8217;s absolutely rank beyond belief and if you hadn&#8217;t known she had tits and the other bits you&#8217;d be none-the-wiser. I&#8217;m not having a go [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/female-sexy-referees-in-football-or-uk-cheerleaders/</link>
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		<title>Too Early for Sergio Aguero</title>
		<description><![CDATA[People &#8216;City Fans&#8217; are quick to draw the conclusion that &#163;38,000,000 Sergio Aguero will be a dead certain to be a Tevez replacement, being able to replicate what he&#8217;s done for the team in the past and then some. A writer for this blog has chimed in with the real deal when it comes to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/too-early-for-sergio-aguero/</link>
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		<title>Fantasy Football League Website Down</title>
		<description><![CDATA[As the start of the season is less than 1/2 a day away now, there are many fantasy football team mangers biting thier nails this very second as the fantasy.premierleague.com website is currently down and has been experiencing problems earlier Friday 12th August afternoon. The new look facelift to the official barclays premier league fantasy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/fantasy-football-league-website-down/</link>
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		<title>Etoo Car Accident Whiplash Claim</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Etoo is well mad, you know how much we love barmy footballers and their antics off the pitch. Well Sammy Etoo is one of those guys. He claims to be absolutely sound on the field and produces the goals. He actually makes good on this. As far as his skill and technique goes-we think that [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/etoo-car-accident-whiplash-claim/</link>
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		<title>Footballer Loan for house extension</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Do you think that there&#8217;d be any chance that Balotelli would sort me out a loan for my house extension? As odd as it may seem, the fact of the matter is that Mario is as generous as he is mad, it was captured and i&#8217;m referncing &#8216;The Sun&#8217; newspaper here that the Manchester City [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/footballer-loan-for-house-extension/</link>
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		<title>Ashley Cole guns down Student at Chelsea Training</title>
		<description><![CDATA[That&#8217;s right sports fans, Ashley Cole has taken his shooting practice litterally here, Ancelotti has said that he needs to improve his shot as it could be deadly. We think that Ashley took this criticism to heart a little. He decided to start the training session off with a .22 air rifle and began the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/ashley-cole-guns-down-student-at-chelsea-training/</link>
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		<title>David Beckham on loan Tottenham Jan 2011</title>
		<description><![CDATA[How happy is Bale in this picture? According to The Sun, David Beckham has insisted that he wants a move from LA Galaxy back to the English Premier League team of Harry Redknapps Tottenham Hotspurs. It would appear that it&#8217;s all down to LA Galaxy to do the deed and sign the papers which would [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/david-beckham-on-loan-tottenham-jan-2011/</link>
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		<title>England 2018 &#8211; 2022 World Cup Bid Results &#8211; Russia win 2018</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The time is now, the 2018 and 2022 Fifa World Cup bid presentation is occuring right now in Zurich as i&#8217;m typing. Properly looking forward to this draw. It has happened that England have not even made it to through the first round of voting Absolutely shocking bad news that we&#8217;ve had our bid rejected [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/england-2018-2022-world-cup-bid-results-russia-win-2018/</link>
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		<title>Andy Carroll Court Case for Assault on Laurie Henderson</title>
		<description><![CDATA[For those of you that don&#8217;t know, first team footballer Newcastle United&#8217;s number 9 striker Andy Carroll often finds himself on the front of the newspapers rather than the back. Despite his great form at the moment, the man has got problems off the pitch. In Mid October 2010 Carroll was alleged to have grabbed [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/andy-carroll-court-assault-laurie-henderson/</link>
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		<title>Michael Essien red card for 2 footer on Clint Dempsey &#8211; Fight Night</title>
		<description><![CDATA[You massive idiot, that&#8217;s right Michael Essien, if you&#8217;re reading this, you properly codded up in the dying seconds getting that red card for a two footer! I feel quite strongly about this due to the fact that I have Essien in my fantasy football league team-and you go and do that-twat. If you wanted [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/michael-essien-red-card-for-2-footer-on-clint-dempsey-fight-night/</link>
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		<title>Balotelli girlfriend Pictures &#8211; Melissa Castagnoli</title>
		<description><![CDATA[We just made a post about Mario earlier today-what we forgot to mention and we think that she should certainly get a shout is Melissa Castagnoli, Mario&#8217;s current bit of slice, she is quite tasty too. Melissa has earned her right on this site and here go the following of her and her prowess. We [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/balotelli-girlfriend-pictures-melissa-castagnoli/</link>
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		<title>Mario Balotelli is mad as cheese</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Mario Balotelli is berserk, mad, mental We expect the worst at Man City. That&#8217;s right sports fans, the man is as mad as much as he has talent. The new Eastlands signing is totally bonkers. But we all knew of this before knowing of a potential move to North West of England. His reputation precedes [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/mario-balotelli-is-mad-as-cheese/</link>
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		<title>Who is sexier? Bebe or Obertan</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Bebe and Obertan are 2 of Manchester Uniteds future stars and are both very skillfull and quick players. They are both also quite different looking and should fit in well with the rest of the ugly bunch at old trafford. But which one is sexier? Only time will tell&#8230;. Share this on Facebook Tweet This! [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/who-is-sexier-bebe-or-obertan/</link>
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		<title>PES Pro Evo 2011 Brazil International team Unlicenced??</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Has anyone been on the wiki page for PES 2011, if you have then you may have noticed when you scroll down past the features of the game you get to the licenced teams section, which details the teams which have been licenced to Konami and so can put the real player names in and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/pes-pro-evo-2011-brazil-international-team-unlicenced/</link>
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		<title>Champions Leauge 2010-2011 Draw</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Champions League 2010-2011 season The draw at Monaco @ 5.00pm GMT for the Champions League Group A Inter Milan (ITA) Werder Bremen (GER) Tottenham Hot (ENG) FC Twente (NED) Group B Olympique Lyonnais (FRA) Benfica (POR) Shalke 04 (GER) Hapoel Tel-Aviv (ISR) Group C Manchester United (ENG) Valencia (ESP) Rangers FC (SCO) Bursaspor (TUR) Group [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.funny-football.co.uk/news/champions-leauge-2010-2011-draw/</link>
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