Here is a 5-Aside team for controversial celebs who are often living on the edge for one reason or another.
GK- David Hasselhoff- The American stopper has had a bad few years in the limelight. Since his days as a sex symbol on Baywatch he has struggled to cope with personal problems and has been caught ‘wasted’ on various occasions, most notably at heathrow airport.
DEF- George Michael- The very talented recording artist slots in well at left side of the defense. The very popular singer has had a successfull career but in more recent years has been caught by the police and the press doing numerous acts of badness
DEF- Kerry Katona- The ex- Atommic Kitten star is now the face of Iceland’s food adverts. Kerry has struggled recently and was leathered on live TV show ‘This Morning’. Kerry blamed this on her ‘Bi-Polar’ disorder? Anyway, the stocky defensive leader fits in on the right side of defense and brings many qualities to this team.
MID- Brian Harvey- The tough tackling defensive midfielder is also a former pop star. Brian; once of boyband East 17 is the lynchpin of our team and breaks up the play. The famous singer has had a few problems over the years and recently was accused of trying to kill himself with his own car. Of course as he later explained, it ws the hot jacket patatoes that had caused the problem. Being to hot to eat, upon mass consumption he fell out of the open door and then underneath the car as he pressed the accellerator.
MID- Paul Gascoigne- As the only player in the team with international experience, Paul is probbably the most important player. The gifted playmaker inspires the rest of the team and improves morale with his practical jokes. Paul is unfortunatley very much on the edge and is fighting many personal battles. Recently caught tring to get into a pub with his own house keys in the morning.
ATT- Britney Spears- In sunday league, Britney plays off the front man but we have converted her playing style for the short game. The talented pop star is deadly infront of goal, comparable with Inzaghi. Often thrust into the limelight, Britney has struggled with the rise in her popularity and has had recent breakdowns. The press never leave her alone and most notable moment was shaving head a couple of years ago.
Heres a really sexy picture of Britney Spears in her prime for all you fans. Britney must be one of the most gorgeous women of all time!!!
Sexy Picture of Britney Spears
