Funny Football

David Beckham on loan to Tottenham

How happy is Bale in this picture?

According to The Sun, David Beckham has insisted that he wants a move from LA Galaxy back to the English Premier League team of Harry Redknapps Tottenham Hotspurs.

It would appear that it’s all down to LA Galaxy to do the deed and sign the papers which would allow Beckham’s loan and to hop on a jet and settle in at Tottenham.

We knew of some nonsense that has been brewing earlier before the loan move which can only happen during the January transfer window-but we never knew that it would become reality. Everyone has respect for Mr Beckham and even more when he rejected a similar offer from David Moyes of Everton-claiming that he’s got too much loyalty with a Northern Club, Manchester United, his former employers.

As much as I am a Man U fan, Tottenham have a very good chance this season of challenging for the premiership title. Tottenham already have the best team they’ve ever had in many years, the likes of Van De Vaart, Luka Modric and the man of the moment Gareth Bale coupled with the presence of Mr B would spell very exciting times for Tottenham, Harry and the fans in European Championships and domestic leauge.

2018-2022 World Cup Bidding

The time is now, the 2018 and 2022 Fifa World Cup bid presentation is occuring right now in Zurich as i’m typing.

Properly looking forward to this draw.

It has happened that England have not even made it to through the first round of voting

Absolutely shocking bad news that we’ve had our bid rejected already this is absolute boulderdash!!!

Apparently our bod was amazing but not quite good enough-well let’s see who is going to get it anyway.

World Cup Bid Contenders

• UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
• ENGLAND – Out before the descision even got made!!!
• SPAIN & PORTUGAL
• NETHERLANDS & BELGIUM
• RUSSIA
• JAPAN
• AUSTRALIA
• SOUTH KOREA
• QATAR

And the winner for 2018 is Russia

Russia will host the 2018 FIFA world cup event-sources say that the England bid was defeated in the first round.

And the winner for 2022 is Qatar

Qatar will host the 2018 FIFA world cup event.

Newcastle Striker Andy Carroll

For those of you that don’t know, first team footballer Newcastle United’s number 9 striker Andy Carroll often finds himself on the front of the newspapers rather than the back. Despite his great form at the moment, the man has got problems off the pitch.

In Mid October 2010 Carroll was alleged to have grabbed his ex-girlfriend Laurie Henderson by the hair and beaten her against the bathroom floor.

No Andy, that’s called a Mop not your Mrs.

Model Laurie Henderson

He has claimed that this action was self-defence after Henderson attacked him. For what reason you may wonder, oh yes, he was ploughing through some other girl (Holly Richardson) in the next bedroom and Laurie walks in on ‘balls deep’ Carroll ‘on romp’. I reckon it went a little something like this; Laurie got the ‘claws out’, Andy ‘pulled out’ and ‘lashed out’.

Which brings me to my next point, we’ve seen pictures of Laurie Henderson, model and dancer, lets move onto Holly Richardson-has anyone got any pics or news of her knocking about-we’d like to see what all the fuss was about. So if anyone has any pics of her, post a comment with a link to it and you will be greatly rewarded!!

We suspect that as a result of battering his bird, his custom Range Rover was set on fire whilst being parked outside of the 1 million pound home of Magpies gaffer Kevin Nolan, get your car loan out pal! Carroll has been ordered to reside with Nolan until the hearing early next year. The Nolan household has been in the news ever since Carroll’s presence, it was publicised in the News of the World newspaper that a cocaine fuelled orgy had taken place after a Sunderland win. The madness goes on.

Carroll is set to have the crown court appearance some time in January 2011-wonder how it will go? Best of luck Andy. If the result is anything to go by from your reputation of glassing fools (Mr Cook) in the face and paying them £2,500 to settle-you’re done pal.

Michael Essien crunches Clint Dempsey to obtain red card.

You massive idiot, that’s right Michael Essien, if you’re reading this, you properly codded up in the dying seconds getting that red card for a two footer!

I feel quite strongly about this due to the fact that I have Essien in my fantasy football league team-and you go and do that-twat.

If you wanted to smash the yank-do it off the pitch-I’m sure you could floor Dempsey with a swift crack to the chops and that USA punk would have gone down faster than a Thai hooker.

Ancelotti is appealing the challenge, but I doubt the FA will rule in his favour, it was a two footed challenge and that’s that. Those are the rules and now Essien has to pay-serving a 3 match ban for that nonsense is going to cost not only himself and his team but my god damn fantasy football rankings.

What must happen is exactly as follows;

Essien V Dempsey Fight coming soon

David Haye is fighting that Harrison chap on Saturday night. The pre boxing match should be between Essien Vs. Dempsey, letting them settle thier own differences off the pitch and in the ring!

Who would win the fight between Essien and Dempsey-I think it’s time for another cheeky poll, don’t you.

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