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Top 10 players that are better at football than celebrating

Allessandro Del Piero Celebrating

Allessandro Del Piero Celebrating

Here a list of the top 10 players whose goal celebrations dont quite live up to their footballing talent.

1:  Alan Shearer Nazi Salute- The all time Premier League goal scorer could have done better in my opinion than running round celebrating  by raising his right hand with palm open

2:  Robbie Keane Shit Roll- Good premier league player and scores lots of goals, it just makes everyone cringe so much when he does his little roll and then shoots a pretend bow from a pretend arrow.

3:  Alessandro Del Piero Clown face- What a player and what ability. The world famous Italian get so excited when he scores he has to run around and pull his tongue out at the crowd like a child.

4:  Robert Pires Finger arrogance- Robert was in his peak at Arsenal and i think thats where clebration started. The raised finger in the air suggests many things but i think he could have done loads better

5:  Robbie Fowler Coke Head- Remember Robbie in his prime,  has England ever had a finisher with more potential. Will be remembered for famous goal celebration when decided to snort the chalk from the pitch against Everton.

6:  Craig Bellamy Golf  Swing- The controversaill striker celebrated his goal against Barcelona by pretending to swing a golf club. Yes this was just days after he beat team mate John Arne Riise up with one!!!

7:  Paolo Di Canio Nazi Salute- Whereas Shearers was unintentional, unfortunatley Paolo’s was not. Back in 2006 whilst playing for Lazio, Paolo Di Canio made a made a fascist salute to the Ultra right-wing fans

8:  Deigo Forlan topless problems- When Diego scored for former club Manchester United back in 2002, He got so excited that he took off his top and ran around the pitch bar chested only to find he could not get his top back on. The referee had to pause play and ordered Forlán off the pitch to get changed

9:  Tim Cahill Coner Flag Box- The late arriving midfielder is not as effective at celebrating as he is heading. The Everton star runs to the corner flag and Box’s the top of the flag. On occasion may be ok but everytime does get abit boring Tim.

10:  Nicolas Anelka butterfly- Possibly the most effortless of the top 10, Nicolas does not even change facial expression as he jogs off making a butterfly with his hands. The player will not reveal why he does this however which adds mystery to this



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